JESUS, YOU FORGAVE THIS WOMAN CAUGHT IN ADULTERY AND CALLED US OUT FOR BEING HYPOCRITES. DO YOU WANT US TO LEAVE OUR LIVES OF SIN BEHIND AND WALK IN MORAL PURITY? WHAT? NO! I WANT YOU TO ALL ENGAGE IN POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP-HOPPING AND TO HAVE FREQUENT SEXUAL PARTNERS. DO WHATEVER FEELS GOOD AND LIVE YOUR TRUTH.
