Saike: huh

Matt: best not to tell her

Saike: yea… I really want to though

Matt: oh wait about your relation or how babys are born?

Saike: relation

Matt: eh maybe when she's 22

Saike: :|

X: are you serious?

Matt: yes

X: -_-

Matt: :/

X: are you f**king high?

Matt: no I'm about 6 feet

X: *facepalm*

Matt: and yes, that's how humans reproduce along with cellular division

X: *walks away*

Collector: there's probably a better thing you could've said there but good job keeping her innocence

Matt: it's my job

Collector: you could've also just said "I shoved a stick in a hole and you popped out". Mindlessly simple is another effective way to do it, AND you technically aren't lying

Matt: I mean I saw someone blow up and spawn a baby

Collector: ... I'm guessing it's as confusing as it sounds

"I put my genitals inside of your mother's genitals!"

Then she finds out by accident later in life.

Amber: ...I mean
You aren't wrong

Matt: *turns on video where woman explodes and a baby appears*

Amber: ._.
Why do you have this

Matt: I was recording eren doing a kickflip but I got distracted

Amber: weird

Matt: mhm

Amber: but I would describe it as more soft core explosions then spontaneous combustion

Matt: nah I saw someone actually blew up. And then boom. A baby

Amber: ._.
Did that actually happen or are you describing giving birth?

Matt: I have it on camera for proof

Amber: wha-

Matt: wanna watch?

Amber: ...
It depends on if it's a sex tape or someone actually exploding then baby appears.

Matt: it's someone actually exploding

Amber: alright

EC: according to all known laws of Nature-

Matt: is... Is that the f**king bee movie?

Harley: "Erm ackshully-"

Matt: shut it

Harley: "I wasn’t gonna"

W

Gingerbread Man: well, you see... when a mommy and daddy love each other very much... they can, uh... will a baby into existence?