I'll just add the quotes
Kid 1: woah! A turtle!
Kid 2: ... That's a tortoise
Kid 1: that's a turtle.
Kid 3: that's a tortoise
Kid 1: that's a f*cking turtle! I just did a diorama on reptiles, I know everything there is to know about turtles.
Kid 4: then you should know turtles live in water, stupid ass.