I was f**king my hamster, like I usually do, and forgot to pull out, and it died with cum leaking out its eye sockets

I f**king despise that copypasta.

Didn't even realize it was a copypasta (I originally saw it in an image for the record), but that was what I was referencing, I'll admit lol

I thought everyone knew of the.... .... ....that was that copypasta.

i wish i was the hampter

Mine committed suicide

Try not to laugh: Impossible
/j

oh damn

how?????????????????

Chewed the plastic cap off his cage and since we kept him in the basement when he jumped he landed in the sump pump and he wasn’t able to swim

My ex-girlfriend’s sister wrapped the hamster in a blanket way too tight and accidentally crushed its lungs and snapped its spine

oof

I FOUND THEM

If she ate it whole, I wish I was that hamster

This comments section is way too funny I’m dying 💀💀💀

Bro's sister ate the hamster💀

the pfp tho..