What do you mean by he is my inspiration?

The version I was told was "He would be personally executed by Hitler himself"

Lmao 😂

Finally a Hitler joke that was actually funny

My grandpa killed Hitler

💀

bro my great grandpa killed hitler. is that you dad? or uncle?

Son?

I thought you were dead?

dad? i thought you left to get milk. do you finally have it?

No son. Go back to bed

Ok..... will you get it soon? also this better be the best damn milk in the world

It's breast milk from sharks so it takes a long time to harvest

oh ok. completely understandable then. take as much time as you need. one last thing, can i come with?

It should take about ten years to harvest and your a failure anyways so you can't come

thats fair. im still gonna come anyways. i want shark titties

XD