First post here ig

megamind had an son with a lightbulb

Crazy

Especially cuz his “mom” actually has a big forehead

I think that is adorable, i cannot roast him out of the goodness of my heart

My guy was actually a humongous monster before he looked like this

Some dude probably had sex with an octopus and that’s the sperm

Lol

And there’s also ink on the edges of the tentacles so makes sense!

Pearlina real? /j

This is an example of when ur drunk you see double. See those two irises? An alcoholic sees 4.

Lol

PFFT

Sea men

Huh

SEME-

OHHHHHHHH

Bro thinks he is a monster who is going to conquer the world (he still shits where he lives)

Real

Gen Alpha checklist:
Annoying to confront ✅
Can barely talk ✅
Goes from ugly ass monster to normal in seconds ✅
Gets mad✅
Acta like a godamn Disney Princess with this "oh climb the spire so I can say a sentence and /summon elevator"
Also Splatoon yay

hello fellow splatoon fan

Although haven't played since beating side order, planning on playing new season day one tho

so tomorrow?

Oh crap ye

why

Because yes

Live footage of Pearl (his mom):

It looks just like him lmao

He is an arrogant jerk who doesn't have a mind of his own. Doesn't mean he isn't the best villain (my opinion)

And bro cries everytime he loses to Agent 8

Still working on unlocking eight's palette, so I still get the goofy complaints and realizations in his dialogue

Who knew we had octopus sperms

I mean it’s splatoon, so-