Look what I just found on a Chinese Godzilla x kong trailer

Imagine Rodan appears and they kept him a secret the whole time

I will strangle you in your sleep. WHY CANT I COMPLEMENT A BEAUTIFUL MOTH LADY WITHOUT BEING CALLED A SIMP

Because you can’t f**k a moth

And we can bully you for simping for Uzi

WHATS GOOD NOW!?

But yet again, since one of his dates turned trans so he thinks he bisexual but before that was gay so I don’t think Ghidorah wants to fu_k her

Alright let me make this simple: He prefers to be gay