Uno: who’s this “ec” guy? (He’s not mad it’s just the only picture I have for him)

Astra: a genocidal warlord.

Uno: I HATE YOU ALL STUPID F**KS

*Astra walks away and a few minutes later nobasu walks up to the cat carrier*

Uno: *mumbling*

Nobasu: *looks in one of the holes on the side*

Uno: >:(

Uno: but data hates him

So I think he’s good

Astra: I'd be surprised if he could get any worse.

Uno: ok

Astra: ... Did she ever tell you why she hates him more than most people do?

Uno: Yea

He took over her

Astra: yep. To most he was just a warlord, but to her he was also a parasite. A parasite that made her watch as it used HER body to add billions upon billions to its kill count.

Uno: oh

Cool

Astra: tf do you mean "cool"!?

Uno: he made her do bad stuff

She deserves it

Data, from the doorway: IF YOU WERE ME YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING YOU LITTLE SH*T

Astra: here we go again -_-

I guess you could say “he only wanted her for his body”

(I may not be mentally ill, but I’m not mentally well)

(clearly.)

Shit I messed up
“Her body”

Nah my brain auto filled it

Oh

Anyways

Uno: F**K YOU

Astra: THAT'S IT. I'M SEPARATING YOU TWO BEFORE YOU KILL EACH OTHER.

*Astra picks up uno and starts to walk away*

Data: I was probably gonna be the only one killing.

Uno: HEY

LET ME DOWN YOU [bruh]

Astra: one more bad word and you're going on the cat carrier.

Uno: F**K YOU, YPU F**KING [bleeps]

Astra: ]:/

*She puts him in the cat carrier and points the open end at a wall*

Uno: F**K YOU

Astra: y'know, I don't want to hate you. You just make it VERY difficult not to.

Uno: YOU KNOW WHAT

I WISH I WAS WITH HIM INSTEAD OF THIS DUMP

Data: WELL TOO BAD. HE'S DEAD.

Uno: DAMN

THAT SUCKS

WHERE ARE HIS REMAINS

Data: idfk. Probably destroyed by the inkeverse Republic.

Uno: WELL I WISH I COULD FIND THEM

Data: NO YOU FU-

Astra: S T O P Y E L L I N G A T E A C H O T H E R

Saike: SHUT THE F**K UP

Astra: wait, when did you show up?

SHUT UP ITS AUTOPILOT

Astra: you mean autocorrect?