Atlas: bye guys…

killmote: oh hey.... why not make it permanent

*she's crushed by it but quickly repairs herself because ✨nanotech✨*

killmote: HOW DID YOU LEARN THAT?

killmote grabs a gun and shoots data in the face

*✨nanotech✨*

Data: I learned the day I was built.

killmote: ok, isnt that overpowered? also, i will shoot you with this flamethrower

insert mosquito/wasp noises as several holodrones try stinging data

Data: a little, but I'm not exactly immortal. I died once before but I'm not gonna tell you how. Astra's even more op though.

killmote grabs data's head and tried to rip it off

*it comes off easily*

Data: you realize this is magnetic right? Same as my ears.

killmote: so this means...

the killmote runs away with data's head

*the head starts floating*

Data: it means I'm immune to decapitation

*It flies back to her body*

a bunch of holodrones grab the head and teleport to the lab

Switch: "WHY NOT?! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, THATS UNPROVOKED VIOLENCE!"

killmote:too late, your going to die

killmote uses a large hose

*Switch disappears quickly*

killmote spawns a sprinkler right on switches head

*She's already gone*

as in dead gone?)

Nah, she disappeared too fast)

then where is she?)

Alterna with the Agents)

killmote floods alterna

Switch: *Super jumps away*

the killmotes put a sprinkler there

(Dang, well played)

*Switch gets splatted, but shes not ded forever lol*

killmote then destroys all the spawn points

killmote:cant let them regenerate

*Switch respawns in her room*

a killmote puts a hose in the room

*Her roommate Chao forgot to pay for the water bill so the hose can't turn on*

killmote then tried to put the WHOLE OCEAN into the room

*It doesn't work*

Switch: "Dawg, just leave me and my gf alone."

killmote(with the waterguns): no

*It doesn't flood that much, and Agent 3 finds killmote and proceeds to beat the living sh*t out of her. NEVER MESS WITH CAPTAIN 3, INNER AGENT 3 IS A LIVING EXAMPLE OF THAT*

killmote: ok, now it's time for the BIG GUNS

killmote pulls out two big water guns

killmote:get it?

Switch: "Count your days."

killmote pulls out a GUN

killmote: hehe...RUN

Switch: "Mf, i'm an octoling. I don't think real bullets kill me."

killmote reveals that it was a hyperdetailed water gun

Switch: *knocks it out of her hands*

killmote spawns another one

*Switch yeets killmote*

Switch: "HMPH!"

killmote boomerangs back and shoots her water gun everywhere

*Switch uses her undercover brella to block the water*

two more killmotes have hoses

*data slaps killmote*

killmote: you did this to yourself, now prepare to die

*data slaps killmote again*

killmote uses a lasso to catch data and starts rotating at fast speeds(like mario64)

*data slaps killmote again and it doesn't land on her*

killmote: ok, now you donen it

holoclones spawn all around data...and one falls on her head

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a killmote grabs data by the handlebars....and throws data at a mine

(they're only handlebars in SOME drawings.)

*Data gets up like nothing happened, but her hoodie is a little torn up*

Data: ok honestly what did you expect

killmote:you would die?

a holodrone drops an anvil onto data's head