bro helped the egyptians to build the pyramids

Bro lived in pangea

bro watched evolution happen

bro created 0

bro survived the ice age

bro spoke latin

bro invented humanity

bro watched the asteroid crash into Earth

bro invented speaking

bro discovered milk

bro discovered animals

bro started racism

bro invented God

bro impregnated Jesus's mom

Bro was there before time began

Bro invented time

Bro had front row seats to the big bang

Bro if he lived this long he might live to finally see silksong’s release

Bro invented the wheel

Those are good X)

Bro founded Mesopotamia

bro had a pet trilobite

bro was there for the discovery of fire

Bro had a pet dinosaur

Bro made the earth with god

*He made god

Bro watched the Big Bang live

bro discovered fire 💀

bro was friends with the aliens from Mexico (the fossil ones)

This is what bro looks like

Bro spoke Proto-World

Bro ate roasted amnonite

*ammonite*

Bro drank with king Arthur

Bro did not work with god, he is god

Bro rode a dinosaur to school

Bro saw Abraham Lincoln get killed

Bro voted for George Washington

Bro's already on the grim reaper front door💀💀💀

Bro was throwing hands with king tut

Bro was an architect for the universe

bro thought of entropy itself

bro looks like he built the sun

bro designed the Danish flag

bro had the first virus on earth