I am holding myself back from making hand puns, But I won't let it get out of hand. xD

In that case, I've got to hand it to you. 😆

A pun about hands is worth two about tush.

If only there was a reliable way to make funny puns. That would be handy.

lol an hand fanart with hand jokes, this is amazing

this story of set numbers as nickname is genial, maybe i should try too

anyway i call myself Squidward cause at high school people referred me as Squidward lol

instead my cousin is Scrooge Mcduck, cause he is obsessed with money

yes lol, my cousin is like a movie villain

well... my cousin is particular one... lol, but at least with his stupidities he distract me from my depressing life lol..

well, my cousin is not so nice

Dear lord, how many appendages does one woman need?!

Four. One to masturbate, one to work the shaft, and two to make me a go***mned sandwich.

I feel like if she grabbed you with those hands, you'd literally would need a military firefighter team to pry you free.

Well looks like things got out of hand