1- Do you want to talk to god? If so, jump to 2. If not so, jump to 3.
2- TempleOS
3- Do you want to send all of your money to Apple? If so, jump to 4. If not so, jump to 5.
4- MacOS
5- Do you want to be constantly bombarded with notiflications? If so, jump to 6. If not so, jump to 7.
6- Windows 11
7- Do you want to look outdated? If so, jump to 8. If not so, jump to 9.
8- Windows Vista
9- Are you desperate for intimidation points? If so, jump to 10. If not so, jump to 11.
10- Gentoo Linux or Arch Linux
11- Fedora Linux or Ubuntu Linux