"From now on,
I authorize my followers
to fill in their own gibberish.
You have already done a bigly job my friends,
especially you, that lone black guy in the back of the room.
But since I am rapidly losing the ability to speak coherently,
I will need your help
through November 4th
when my cognitive decline will be fully apparent to everyone,
and the Republican Party gets trounced, losing The Oval Office, The Senate and The House."
