Uhhh rp with amber or something idk

Eleven: "I found a random Pokemon today"

Amber: okay

Eleven: "Its a vaporeon."

Amber: okay

Eleven: "Anyways what'cha doin?"

(ELEVEN NO THATS AN ANIMAL NOOOOO)

(HE WOULD NEVER-)

Data: hi

Amber: hello

Data: I don't think we've met before

Amber: I don't think so either

Data: :/

Amber: …

*A see-through image of Dynamo approaches her.*

Dynamo: Amber…

Amber: long story

Byrd: I dont want to know. I've been in enough disgust today.

Setuh: Well, I do. Can you tell us what happened?

Amber: well, to put it simply, I was walking to my sister’s meditation place, and I was jumped by some cultists who sliced my stomach open, stole the fetus I was pregnant with, and fed it to a big lizard thing.

*Byrd imagines the whole thing and throws up.*

Setuh: Oh my god... I am so sorry for you...

Amber: yeah…

Byrd: Me too... why would they feed your unborn child to a lizard? For some source of power?

Amber: from what I know it feeds on pain, suffering, stuff like that

Byrd: That's crazy. We should step away from that thing as safely as we can.

Amber: that's gonna be hard for me, cause I was kidnapped by those same cultists

Setuh: Wait WHAT?! Then how are you still here?

Amber: ?

Dynamo: It’s me. Dynamo. Don’t you remember?

Amber: kinda?

Dynamo: Oh… I see… I’ll disappear…

*The image disappears. Two minutes later, Byrd and Setuh fall from the sky.*

Amber: ?

*The two fall into a pile of rubbish near Amber.*

Byrd: Ow… oh hey Amber! Long time no see.
Setuh: mmph! Mmm!!! Mmph Mmph mph mrrrrppp mmmffff!!
(uugghgh! Ewww!! Im stuck inside a pile of trash!)

Amber: hey Byrd-

Setuh: Dear god… why did you make us do that?!
Byrd: Well, it was a good escape plan. anyways, how’s your day Amber?

Amber: I'm doing well, I lost my baby due to cultists cutting my stomach open.

Byrd: … … …
Setuh: … … … what… did you say?

Amber: by the power of rp magic

Byrd: Wha- Actually you have a point. What's gonna happen to you next?

Amber: …
Me: spoilers.

That's true. Can't wait for Chapter 5

Hehehe

Lola: hai

Amber: hi!

Lola: who’s you

Amber: I'm Amber!

*UO is throwing combat knives at a destroyed Mercenary Vehicle.*

Amber: ?

*The knives seem to be in the door, some broke the glass, and some are on the ground.*

Amber: okay?

*UO quickly whips around to see Amber.*
UO: Oh, hey there Amber, I'm just prepping for my deployment.

Amber: okay then

Rose: *stabbing a dead body rapidly*

Amber: and being a bad person can get you killed, or you could end up in jail

Rose; mhm... so the person said I should be on the news meant that in a good way?

Amber: …it depends on the tone

Rose: They said that I was "built for BBC" Or whatever that means.

Amber: uhh I don't think you should be doing that

Rose: *can't hear her as she is still stabbing*

Amber: Rose-

Rose: *turns around with blood on her face* yes?

Amber: I don't think you should be doing that

Rose: They harassed me.

Amber: what did they do or say?

Rose; They called me cute

Amber: that's a good thing! It means that they like you!

Rose: They tried to pat me on the head

Amber: that's a compliment for smaller people, even if it is annoying

Rose: Either way they're dead.

*behind her is about a million bodies*

Amber: ._.
Rose I'm gonna have to teach you about something…

Rose: My dad said I had a higher body count than him! I'm proud!

*she didn't hear her*

Amber: Rose I'm gonna need you to listen to me…

Rose: okay!

Amber: *explains to her what the concept of love is, and explains that killing people is very bad*

Rose: ooooohhh... then why does mom and dad keep killing people?

Amber: usually it's because they are bad people, and killing just random, innocent people is not good, it makes you a bad person

Rose: Oooohhh I see.