A MAN WENT TO A DOCTOR HE SAID, "DOC THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY LEG". JUST PUT YOUR EAR UP TO MY THIGH. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. PLACING HIS EAR TO THE MAN'S THIGH. HE HEARS, "GIMME" 20 BUCKS."; THE DR WAS ASTOUNDED. "I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE! WAIT DOC! THERE'S MORE. LISTEN TO MY KNEE. LISTENING TO THE MAN'S KNEE HE HEARS, "I NEED 10 BUCKS". SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF HE ASKED, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? THE MAN SAID, "YES DOC, LISTEN TO MY SHIN". LISTENING TO THE SHIN, THE DOC HEARS, "I GOTTA HAVE 5 BUCKS". "WELL", SAID THE DOC, "I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE BUT AS A GUESS I'D SAY YOUR LEG IS BROKE IN 3 PLACES