Spark :D

Data: why's he wearing a skirt?

Venus: Hell if I know...

Spark: I like to feel pretty :D

Data: -_-

Spark: :D

Byrd: Hear me out, Aight? I may be straight, but this guy alone…

Spark: :D

Venus: :/

Byrd: I want him RIGHT NO-

Setuh: Byrd! We don’t have time for that.

Spark: I already have a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Byrd: … who exactly?

Spark: sutesu and Matt

AYO-

Spark: What?

1) cheating and making someone else cheat
2) that's just not f**king right

Pearl, it’s fictional characters and also you had YOUR CHARACTER’S FETUS NOT-SO-SURGICALLY REMOVED BY CULTISTS. This seems practically normal compared to that.

THAT WAS FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Sutesu: it is

Please stop yelling

Okay im losing braincells by talking to you
Its
Not
Okay

Sutesu: violets fine with it

ITS STILL NOT OKAY DUMBASS

Alright then..

Sutesu: why

Matt is a married man
I can't believe I have to f**king explain this to someone

Sutesu: I’m fine with it :T

It's still not f**king right, it doesn't matter how fine you are with it

Spark: okay when I say boyfriend, I mean buddies.

Nah I know what you meant
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Spark: D:

Like seriously choose one
And don't choose the one who is already f**king married

Spark: okay...

Byrd: Aight. Sounds real enough.
Setuh: Told ya so.

Saike: yea you’re ugly af

Matt: nah last time I got drunk with Spark, we did unspeakable things. I think it's best you drink in another bar

Saike: Nah I can control myself

Matt: I can't

Saike: I can stop you

Matt: Okay

Saike: let’s go

Venus: :/

Spark: :D

Saike: you’re cute tho

But Venus

You’re ugly

Except when you have blue hair

Spark: yay :D

Venus: Eh she was kinda a bitch

Saike: she’s so nice

You’re the bitch [non consentist]

Venus: :/

Spark: I'm gonna tell Matt!

Saike: oh yea

HEEEEYYY FOX ARE YOU THERE

Fox: *Spawns* What?

Saike: can we try the thing

Fox: Not yet. Got to watch Amber run over a family of eight

Saike: Ok

Later?

Fox: yeah. sure.

Saike: alright

For now… idk where to go with this rp

Spark: didn't you agree to make out with Matt or something a couple weeks ago?

Saike: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Spark: ...

Saike: …

Spark: ... so you gonna...

Saike: I mean Matt’s not in this rp sooooo…

Spark: let me go get him!

Saike: wait no-

Matt: cool.

Saike: ye

Wait where did Venus go-

Matt: She was recording it for blackmail... wait-

Saike: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Matt: aaaaand she's gone

Saike: F**K NOOO

Matt: ...I'm gonna get drunk

Saike: ..is Violet gonna kill me?

And what’s cae gonna say…

Matt: violet isn't gonna kill you. at least I hope not

Saike: yea..

Anyways can I join in getting drunk?

Matt: What do you f**kers want- oh hey Saike, hey spark.

Saike: uh hi

Matt: Hey didn't we agree on that kis-

Saike: uhhhhhhh

Matt: Um...

Saike: …

Matt: ...c'mere

Saike: ..fine

(Alright insert 10 seconds montage here)

(Alr afterwards)