"we're pretty sure these protrusions on the abdomen were used to frighten prey to death"

amber is really cool, but also creepy

I met a girl named Amber at one of my jobs in college. She was mad thicc and could put her feet behind her head. She showed me at a company party!

Cool!

When we worked together she told me she was unoffendable, so I tested the boundaries. She didn't disappoint. I made a series of limericks about her and she totally thought they were funny. We even went on a date but she was 4 years older than me and hung up on a previous boyfriend...plus I was too timid. Oh well, not my first regret nor my last.

quite the opposite of my female cousins. They go offended even if i talk about Orm from Snow Queen haha...

Probably didn't help that we watched The Green Mile and I cried like a bitch.

This is the limerick that got her to demonstrate her flexibility. imgflip.com/i/8jhakm

anyway thanks to the ambers, we have also a dinosaur's tail very well preserved, ambers are amazing