So, today I got a baby lizard, And I'd like to introduce him to all of you! I can't wait to watch him grow...

Put him in the microwave and he’ll become godzilla

i bet he can give some crazy neck

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!!!??

oh uhhhhh nothing

cute baby godzilla

Yes, I got him to cope with my first lizard, Gerald dying last February. It really left me heartbroken, but now I can take care of something new entirely

goober

the honored one

Well, thats sweet