Kinda strange menu tho

Hi! Can I have some pure belly clearance

*Signals waiter over* Hi, uhm, can I get the £̸̙͓̮͍͇͆̓͂̽̕ï̸͇͚̗̘̲̐̍̂̚͝§̷̛̛͖͖̜̠͉͆̾̒h̶̥̦͍̪̩͌̆͌̓̂ ̸̛͇͓̥͎̘͂̉̍̉M̴̱̬̲̻̊̒̌͑̑͜ð̶̦̝̼̤̟͆̽̃̽̀†̶̖͙̲̞̌̉̐͊͆͜h̵̬͕̫͔̼̊̂̅͌͝ê̵̡̧̩̭̼͐̒̒̈́͠r̷̨̺͍͍̳͒̈͆͑͘, please? Thanks.
*Casually hands the menu to the Eldrich waiter*

i eat iron and toothpicks everyday
whats wrong?

Ah yes

Onion explosion

Pure speculation meat must be hotdogs

sounds like someone used Google translate

Real

What Restaurant r u in..?

Real