I'll put mine in comments

Lay: fiirrreeeeee but more and you get a soap slide

Saike: sword with extra blood moves

Atlas: depression, where he just sits there and cries

Milo: ability to manipulate water

Kana: trauma

Collector: p o w e r

Astra: ability to fit through small gaps by shapeshifting, and the ability to summon various melee weapons

Terra: unknown because I almost never use her

Data: handlebars

/j he'd be able to fire bolts of electricity

Creatie: ability to summon allies or barriers

Tsar: ability to delete enemies or obstacles

??? (new OC): [redacted]

And finally, me:

... Gundam obsession

So collectors is just like the lollipop?

I don't remember a lollipop...

Super lollipop that you eat, its not an enemy

Uhh...

Ok so its called invincible candy

OHH

Handlebars was a jumpscare-

Lol

If he ate Awenasa (and he never would) then he would gain the power to control Spirit Flames

Fire
Xylone crystals
Vortex
Prism
Scyin

Well. They would become a entire f**king war weapon of mass destrcution. beyond anyones sci-fi dreams. Something that has killed gods. Something that lived from death many times.

Potato or Waffle: energy beam

Peanut: over confidence

Autumn: either gun skill or a sudden attraction to Scar (Liam’s OC)

Me: idk

Cliff: Powerful Kicks

F Ivan: +8765435678 IQ also technology

Blue: Lightning

Corps: Kirby becomes bipolar, one minute Kirby is killing you and the next minute Kirby is best friends with you

Me: Horny trans bisexual kirby

Well I knew about the first part

What do you mean by that?

You know exactly what I mean

Okay
Did you knew about the rest though?

Nope

Lmao

Matt: god power

Eren: depression

Spark: Suicidal thoughts

Violet: demon powers

mercury: Ice

I'm guessing Venus would just be horny

Horny kirby scares me

Also what would he get if he ate you?

Depression

... Oh

UO: A Glock and increased stamina.
Reddit Cam: Some weapons and an extra moveset.
Vernon: Weaponry and a controllable squadron of men.
185: liver poisoning.

Supernova: He would be able to create weapons out of light

Splendor: Nothing, as both beings are fueled by the will of God

Sanguis: funny sword

Ultradude: Shotgun, also loses 12 IQ points

Inanis: destroys everything he touches

What about you IRL?

kirby becomes autistic

He might already be lol

as a side effect, kirby is told to shut up by his peers whenever he talks for over 1 second because he’s apparently “yapping” (he is going to become rich, buy the companies his peer’s parents work at, and then fire the parents)

Kirby, who has never talked:

Bunii: Leader power

Tori: T R A U M A

Maddi: Uh... Moving on

Switch: Dumb ablility/ singing ability

Raft: Crazy ability

Oke

What about you IRL?

ADHD abiloty

Hmm

Ability*

Kana to tori: JUST LIKE ME FR

Tori: "Finally, someone who gets me."