POV: data is in the non canon realm:

Eggs:

Data: ...

Eggs: heheheheheh
Nah, I won do nothin... I protec from da horni :)

Data: *sigh of relief even though she doesn't breath*

Eggs: *picks up Data and cuddles her*
Protec

Data: -v-

Data: NOOOOOOOOO

*Grins*

Data: don't you f*cking dare!
*Her arm morphs into an energy cannon*

I will do it though

Data: do what? Get electrocuted?

*She fires the cannon and a massive bolt of electricity shoots at you*

*It phases through my armor*
Me: Wrong

*data continues shooting electricity at you*

Me: *Pins Data down and suddenly Data can't move at all*

Data: I'd say f*ck you but you'd probably enjoy that

*She starts beeping ominously while her LEDs flash red*

Me: Hm?

Data: I'll survive this because of my failsafes, but I highly doubt you have any.

*Massive explosion*

*It phases through me*

*there's just a crater where she was*

Me: Sad...

No sex for you

*I make a clone of Data and [non consent] it*

*it's lifeless and doesn't feel good*

*It is an exact copy of Data and I make it feel good*

*you fail*

Sad
I wanted to have sex with another OC today

Zevver: hi.

Data: nope.

zevver: man i really am bad at introductions

Data: :/

zevver: well im zevver, and i used to be part of [redacted]

Data: I'm data. I used to do maintenance on dyson spheres.

zevver: i think i had to blow one of those up once...

Data: oke

zevver:...Your not suprised?

Data: well some of them aren't exactly "sturdy". If one thing goes wrong the whole mega-structure could go up in flames.

zevver: yeah, the mission that i had was just a few years ago. thats not hte only weird mission i ever had

Data: hi

Zevver:uh so what do you do

Data: code

zevver:cool, wait if you play a video on your screen do you also see it or no?

Data: I can decide if I see it or not

zevver: thats cool,

Data: :)

zevver: so....uh what now?

Data: no idea

zevver: well do you know me at all?

Atlas: >:3

Data: o h s h i t

Atlas: yea Idk I’m not that horny :l

Data: thank god

*Sigh of relief even though she doesn't breath*

Atlas: but he is

*I come out of a mountain like the mew*

Data: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Atlas: *makes her the jba image but 10x worse*

Data: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Astra: alright wanna do something now?

*meme