POV: data is in the non canon realm:

UO: What's that mean?

Data: it means I'm in serious trouble

UO: What kind?

Data: it means I could die, be [non consented], or worse.

UO: Thank God I'm not you then, not in the non-canon realm. Besides, it's late, new posts are gonna show up, this'll Probably be buried under before anyone ever notices.

Data: too bad 4 other people have already commented.

UO: I bid you good luck then. I won't ever be in here first.

Eggs:

Data: ...

Eggs: heheheheheh
Nah, I won do nothin... I protec from da horni :)

Data: *sigh of relief even though she doesn't breath*

Eggs: *picks up Data and cuddles her*
Protec

Data: -v-

Splendor: Hi

Data: hi

(In head: an angel wouldn't do anything bad, right?)

Splendor: You are Data, right?

Data: yeah

Splendor: Hello

Data: ... Hi

Splendor: How are you doing

Data: I'd be better if I wasn't in the non canon realm.

Splendor: Same… I don’t get why people wish to have intercourse with anything that can walk and talk.

Data: it's probably because of images like this

Splendor: Ugh, of course

Data: it's based on this image. I had just changed my form and was messing around by taunting sap, but somehow the image was leaked and... that happened.

EVERY TIME

Splendor: oh…

Data: at least his reaction was funny

Data: NOOOOOOOOO

*Grins*

Data: don't you f*cking dare!
*Her arm morphs into an energy cannon*

I will do it though

Data: do what? Get electrocuted?

*She fires the cannon and a massive bolt of electricity shoots at you*

*It phases through my armor*
Me: Wrong

*data continues shooting electricity at you*

Me: *Pins Data down and suddenly Data can't move at all*

Data: I'd say f*ck you but you'd probably enjoy that

*She starts beeping ominously while her LEDs flash red*

Me: Hm?

Data: I'll survive this because of my failsafes, but I highly doubt you have any.

*Massive explosion*

*It phases through me*

*there's just a crater where she was*

Me: Sad...

No sex for you

*I make a clone of Data and [non consent] it*

*it's lifeless and doesn't feel good*

*It is an exact copy of Data and I make it feel good*

*you fail*

Sad
I wanted to have sex with another OC today