My NaMe iS pHiLLiP, i Am A PoEt

Bahaha

"you see that was my wife you decided to-"

[WHAAAAATTTT-]
“She cornered me, escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner that’s when Reynolds extorted me”

“For a sordid fee
I paid him quarterly
I may have mortally wounded my prospects
But my papers are orderly
As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered history
Check it again against your list n' see consistency”