They….they did bodily functions on it

Mario when he finds out what those furries did to a traditional Italian delicacy...

Yes-

Chaos,straight up chaos comrade..

I feel afriad to ask what happened.

You should…

What did they do. Tell me.

So they just urinated on pizza….gross

But both are equally worse

Yes

EW. I THOUGHT THEY DID A CREAM IN IT

They couldve

So they peed on it, see I told you

Read the title

I did. I just need to know the whole thing. The whole story

Thats all ik tbh-

*Gulp*

But i do want to go down the rabbit hole,cus yk,curiosity

Did they do it on pizzas?

Probably

I feel disgusted by humanity now

Im no longer afriad.

To be honest at first I thought the furries put ice cream on pizza, but then understood that they tried to mate with the pizza

Thats…cruelty

What did they do,really

Read title

[inhale] o god-

they did what they did to sonic in my meme( the poor poor hedgehog)

😭 rip sonic

yeah, he never fully recovered, hell, they almost got tails! and just like sonic Amy was to late, same with Sally, knuckles put up a fight at least, and they were basically lining up at rouges front door.

🫡

to the person who does that:

Ye-

i'm brave enough bro, send me the link

Just look it up. There’s multiple sources.

ok but WHAT Do i type in type in the search bar? furry pizza?

I think its called the furry pizza incident

aight bro, wish me luck

🫡

note: never search that shit up ever again

I regret doing it in myslef,comrade…

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUC-

They peed on it?

No…they creamed on it 💀

What?

Uhmmm…….spermatozoid cells…thats what they did to the pizza-

They mated with the pizza?

To create a furry pizza child?

No no…they just creamed on it for reasons i dont know

What does “creaming” even mean? Does it mean mating? Did the furry8es do a mating ritual on the pizza?

Well creaming has the same meaning as throwing sperm on smth.And the furry couldve done a mating ritual

Or are they spraying pizza with sperm from a 💉 right?

Yeah….sort of

Eww I’m not eating a pizza with sperm juice all over it

So they were trying to make a furry pizza abomination

Oh ok