Rp with the bitchless dementia cat

Data: didn't I get your memories back? Or was that not canon

Lay: :D

Uno: *looks around the corner*

dumbass cat..

Astra: ]:/

Uno: what? I need that body

Astra: if we made you your own that's like Lay's body would you be less grumpy all the time?

Uno: No, i need that one

Astra: why? What's so special about his body?

*Data glares at uno in the background*

Uno: >:l you don’t need to know

Astra: maybe I do. Because there's no way I'm giving you his body.

Uno: …Fine… but I’ll have it some day

*glares at data and Unser his breath*

stupid bitches and their stupid cat

Astra: -_-

Lay: we dont finish that rp

Data: oh right, I'll go get the thing.

*She leaves for a minute and comes back with the memory stick*

Data: are you ready?

Lay: ye

*she double checks it to make sure the memories are the only thing in there and plugs it in*

Lay: *turns off and starts to boot up, which is normal*

*data waits*

*he boots up*

Data: how do you feel?

Lay: I wanna eat soap and burn something

Data: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Astra walks in*

Astra: what happened?? Why are you yelling?

Data: I JUST FIXED LAY!!!

Astra + data: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uno: *laughing*

Astra: he can't get out of there, right?

Data: that memory stick can't transmit anything. If course he can't.

Lay: *boots up*

*data has his system open and is ready to kill anything that isn't lay*

Lay: Ugh…. I hate rebooting…

Astra: that's a good sign, his grammar isn't bad

Data: we'll see...

Lay: uh… I can’t feel my body

Astra: that's... Not a good sign.

Data: I think the EC code is still in his systems

Lay: like… I don’t even feel my arms there

*data removes the EC code*

Data: that's normal. Try again

Lay: uh... I can't move

Data: I'd ask you to hold still but clearly you've already done that.

Lay: this is scary

I literally can't move

Data: wanna try restarting your systems?

Lay: sure

*powers off*

*data waits a second and turns him back on*

*he turns on, but a very slightly different shade of yellow*

Data: ... Yeah that's not fooling me.

*She checks for other AIs*

*its a purple ai*

Lay?: Uh, what do you mean?

Data: I mean I know what you just did, zombie hacker. I see your purple code.

*She freezes everything in Lay's systems using the EC code*

*she realizes uno is quiet*

Data: ... Astra, check uno again

Astra: ok?

*unos off*

Astra: YOU LITTLE SH*T

Data: he's not in there!?

Astra: YEAH.

*Data furiously grabs a memory stick and starts getting him out of Lay's systems*

Uno: WAIT LET ME KEEP THIS BODY YOU BITCH

Data: IT'S NOT F*CKING YOURS

Uno: LET ME KEEP IT OR ELSE

*he's already on the stick*

Data: too late dumbass, you're going in the junk drawer until I make lay's system more secure.

Uno: well.. if thats really how it is.. >:)

Data: oh... you underestimate the darkness of the junk drawer.

*She tosses him in there and as soon as she closes it it's like he's floating through the void*

Uno: you should all die for i care

Astra: >:(

Uno: actually I WANT you to die

*she picks him up and puts him in the timeout box again*

Uno: *uninteligigalbe swears*

Lay: i... dont feel good..

*data checks his systems*

Lay: *falls on his face*

Data: ... Astra? Is uno still in HIS body

Astra: uhh... Lemme check

Uno: *still yelling explitives*

Astra: yep.

*Data goes back to checking Lay's systems*

*when she looks, there’s no code to control hus body*

Data: great ]:/

Astra: what is it?

Data: uno deleted some stuff. No memories as far as I can tell though

Astra: can you fix it?

Data: it'll take a couple hours since I'm not as familiar with Lay's body as I am with something like yours or terra's. Cats are weird

Lay: Larry also created new code for me

And uh…. He’s the only one who knew it

Data: EC was the only one who knew how his containment code worked but I didn't let that stop me.

Lay: ok…

so uh… what now?

Data: I fix your movement code and give your security systems an upgrade or two.

... Or ten. With the amount of breaches you've had you need SERIOUS help.

Lay: ok…