HEY MISTER YOU CANT BRING YOUR DOG INTO THE BAR; BUT YOU SEE I HAVE THE WORLDS ONLY TALKING DOG. JUST ASK HIM ANYTHING AND HE WILL ANSWER YOU. OK THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD OR I AM KICKING YOU AND THE DOG OUT. OK WHAT IS THE TOP OF A HOUSE CALLED? ROOOOOF; OK BUDDY I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOKE THIS IS YOUR PLAYING HERE; PLEASE HE REALLY CAN TALK JUST ASK ONE MORE QUESTION AND I GUARANTEE HE WILL PROVE IT; OK LAST CHANCE WHOS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME? ROOOOOF; THAT'S IT GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BAR; SORRY BOSS, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE SAID DIMAGGIO?
