Jokes on you, I'm not a discord mod.

jokes on you! I made a wig for my dog out of long grass! I'm not insane... My brother is.

I touch grass more than the average person apparently. However if someone were to tell me this in the middle of winter I would be pissed because all the grass is dead and covered by snow. I refuse to dig through 5 inches of snow just to touch grass.

Have you tried getting some grass and placing it in a jar for emergencies?

hmmm might work

Instructions unclear, have spent the last few hours spraying weeds in our backyard