You won't get me to 20%

yoo another one. *exposes your deepest secret or something along those lines* did that work?

also i find that this is easyer to do after you get to know people in person. so good luck with that

Im a judge and I sentence you to be mine

Can I be your snowflake? I promise to never melt away from your heart.

*Bites lip*

Um- uh- guh-
🐟

before I try, How old are you?

Old enough

let's play titanic, you'll be the iceberg and I'll go down. :3

That got a chuckle but no blush

aww damnit

wanna raisin?

Sure

well shit my pickup line don't work anymore

Then no. I don't want a raisin

do you wanna date then?

Ok that one was funny

thank you

hey pretty baby
i got fallout new vegas

0% but that is the best fallout game

*crashes to desktop*

Are you a redstone torch because you activate my sticky piston.

None of these are any good, just absolutely hilarious

dang it lol. but did you smile?

I laughed a little but I didn't blush

ok. i accomplished my goal though which was to make you laugh and/or smile

Not trying to make you blush but I noticed that your username is very cute :)

Are you homework cuz I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night?

Hey, I’m a Microsoft computer, can I crash at your place tonight?

0% it only crashes if u add shaders

Ah, what do you like?

Idk tbh. I don't really blush alot, let alone show emotions

What things do you like

Things

Wow

Elaborate and I could be more specific

What things in life do you like?

I like tf2, dbd, YT (valefisk), quite, and cake

Ok, nothing I can really use…

I had one in French but I don't remember it and I can't find my notebook so nvm