Hopefully this becomes a trend

Data’s ultimate attack is using her large thighs to suffoc(THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TERMINATED)

Data: actually it's stabbing the two prongs of my blaster through someone's chest and electrocuting them to death, but that's not exactly a bad idea.

The data grinder moment

Smash to Data and Astra

You: immune to bonk and anti horny spray

true lol

Astra: why do you do this?

Data: I dare you to upvote this
imgflip.com/i/8ilrae

(I didn't have any ideas lol)

Atlas: done, but could you do something just crazy, cause thats really easy

Data: I was out of ideas :/

Atlas: ok, how about I switch to truth then?

Data: wait you're telling me truth or I'm telling you truth

Atlas: uh you ask me something

Data: were you born with your depression abilities?

Atlas: yea, like all gods

Data: actually certain gods didn't unlock their godlike power until later in life, for example inkmatas was basically just a normal inkstone user pretty early on. At least from what I've heard.

Atlas: yea idk...

*sigh*

Data: it's similar to what you asked me to do but a little more embarrassing

Go home, see if your girlfriend is there, and just walk through the room in your underwear without saying anything. Maybe have your phone just outside of the room to record what she says.

Atlas: Ok, sure

*leaves and comes back laughing*

Data: something tells me it went well, lemme hear the recording if you made one

Atlas: I may have done little mischief

*shows her video*

Atlas: *walks into the room in her underwear*

Switch: uh.. atlas

Atlas: What?

Switch: where are your clothes?

Atlas: oh, they left *shakes her butt a little and runs away*

Data: *wheeze*

Atlas: yea

Anyways truth or dare?

Data: truth

Atlas: hmm...

What happened when ec took over?

*the upper part of her screen turns dark green and her eyes fade away making it look like one of those menacing anime shadows*

Atlas: oh.. uh.. sorry

Data: truth or dare

Atlas: dare

Data: I dare you to sneak up to collector or terra and give either of them headpats. They're both 7 feet tall

Atlas: uh... im just gonna do terra.. not him... ok I'll be back

*leaves*

(lol this makes me think about high school girls having a sleepover)

Data: fair enough. I'm not even sure you could sneak up on him anyway

*comes back*

Atlas: I did it, I dont even think she noticed

oh and I put the little guy on her head.. the.. um...

Data: yal?

Atlas: the one with green leds..

Data: pretty sure that's yal. There might've been a lay clone with green LEDs but yal has green ones.

Atlas: I think its yal

anyways I put him on her head

Data: truth

Atlas: why do you act the way you do?

Data: it's fun messing with people, but that doesn't mean I can't take things seriously. For example if EC ever came back taunting people with handlebars wouldn't exactly be high priority

Atlas: makes sense, now ask me

Data: truth or dare

Atlas: hmm.. dare

Data: I dare you to copy the butt pose

Smash

(Helo?)

(I was in the shower sorry I didn't say anything)

(dude you gotta do imgflip over hygiene

thats the sigma grindset)

Atlas: -_- Fine

Me: nooo I have to draw

I'll finally draw atlas in her dress if you do it :)

Ok fine -_-

Atlas: Good?

Data: ye :3

Atlas: I thought you'd like the ears :3

SMA-

Atlas: I can keep my normal clothes on.. right?

Data: ye. You just have to do the pose.

Atlas: thank god

Data: I honestly didn't think you'd do that

ATlas: its truth or dare, and nobody else saw, so idc

Data: fair enough. Your turn

Atlas: truth or dare

Data: ... After what I just asked you to do I might regret this

Dare

Atlas: go up to your boyfriend and... uh... shake your butt >:3

Data: does sap count?

I'm not sure if we're officially shipped

Atlas: ye

Data: oke gimme a minute

*She walks out, and comes back a few minutes later*

Data: wanna see his reaction?

Atlas: y e z

(hello?)

(guess what I was doing)

(shower?)

(yup)

(Lmao)

Data: ok now I'll tell you truth

Atlas: Ok, why do you have ears?

Data: if I remember right they were originally like megaphones for crowd control, but that doesn't really make sense because I was originally designed for tech support and server maintenance. Nowadays I mostly just have them to look cute

Atlas: *makes those ears she had before to mimic datas*

yea they feel cute

Data: I have been called a furry once or twice though

Atlas: you're the opposite of fur lol

Data: yeah -_-

Atlas: Alright, now ill answer something

Data: uhh...

*Thonk*

Data: why do you always wear that hoodie/sweater?

Atlas: 1) Character design
2) I like it :>
3) Anon wears the same sweater all the time so ITS NOT WEIRD
(not same as in I have the same sweater as her)

(I was responding to your other repliessss)

Data: become catlas

Atlas: ok 1. anons phone is timed out
and 2. what is catlas?

(did I ever make catlas?)

(you didn't. You could make it tomorrow if you want)

Data: it's just you with cat ears and a tail that match your hair color.

Atlas: hold on one sec

Data: *holds on*

I tried making it but it doesnt look that good

It's better than nothing

Data: cute :)

Atlas: *blush*

thanks... now its your turn

Data: dare

Atlas: ofc

anyways, let me think

Data: you big thonk

Atlas: ok, change your leds to lay and pretend to be him controlling you in front of your family

Data: gaze into my face

*She starts showing a video*

Data: hey sap

Sap: hi

Data: watcha doing?

Sap: I somehow stubbed my toe hard enough to damage my code so I'm just sitting here and fixing that :/

Data: oh...

Sap: what'd you come here for

Data: I'm not sure I'm allowed to explain so...

*Handlebars + butt shake*

Sap: wait wha-

Data: I'llexplainlaterifatlasletsme

*She runs away and the video ends*

Atlas: Never tell him why

Now ask me

Data: truth or dare

Atlas: D A R E

Data: 🤔

Atlas: oh no you're thinking

Data: I'm big thonk

*Her grammar is bad because she's putting processing power into t h o n k*

Atlas: oh no I saw those words in between the *

Data: ok I have idea. But after this can we have a treuce to not do anything too crazy?

Atlas: ok.. fine.. what is it

Astra: because I can-

wait a minute

Atlas: 1. I was talking to data
2. what

Astra: it said my name and not yours 💀

Wanna restart?

Astra: I am you

yea

Oke

Data: because I can >:)

Atlas: ...

wanna play truth or dare? I'm bored

Data: sure. Can I start?

Atlas: ask first?

Data: uh... I don't know what to ask :/

Atlas: uh.. ok.. truth or dare

(wait you probably meant ask truth or dare 💀)

*yes but whatever*

For some reason my brain had a stroke reading that but ok

Data: oh, so like how Astra always wears that splatoon shirt except evilish doesn't have one irl

Atlas: ye

Anyways now I ask

Why do you have a screen instead of a normal face

(anon wears the same sweater all the time, me and saike wear the same sweaters all the time so it isn't weird)

Data: I've kinda gotten used to it. I've had it ever since I was first created, and kept it because I can display memes and other stuff on it. I do have a real mouth though

*She opens the offbrand stranger things mouth*

Atlas: ik

alright, ask me another thinnngggggggg

*she closes the mouth*

Data: is your hair naturally purple because ✨character design✨ or is it dyed

Atlas: naturally because ✨character design✨

Data: nice, now ask me something

Atlas: hm... oh, what's the most interesting thing you've done?

Data: hmm...

For large scale things that'd probably be the Dyson spheres I've done system maintenance on

BUT something you could argue is equal to that would be my recovery from what EC did to me. I may not like to talk about when he was in my systems but I'll sure as hell brag about when he wasn't. The reason this could be considered equal is because of how smart EC is, even if he's a genocidal psychopath I'll admit what he made was impressive.

Atlas: oh ok

thats cool

Data: nice

Atlas: Alright, hey could I just sleep over?

Data: sure

Atlas: yay :D

we can just stay up late and eat stuff or whatever

anyways truth or dare

Data: truth. Please don't ask about EC though unless it's about AFTER he left my body.

Atlas: ok ok

why is collector so intimidating? do you know?

Data: he's not that intimidating to me but that's probably because I live with him. If I remember right he has some philosophy about how if people fear you they're less likely to betray you

Atlas: oh.. ok

anyways my turn

Data: truth or dare

Atlas; dare

next round I'll do truth

Data: no... It's ok. I'll tell you.

Atlas: You dont have to if you don't want to...

Data: it's FINE. After the underwear thing I kinda owe it to you. So... Have you ever had sleep paralysis?

Atlas: Yea.. all the time..

(I haven't had it lol, I'm just making this comparison because it sounds similar)

Data: basically, imagine that but your body isn't just a lump on the bed. It's moving around without your control and you have no way of changing what it's doing.

*Data starts shaking a little and her LEDs flash red a couple times*

Data: ... That's what I had to endure for SEVERAL MONTHS. I was forced to watch as EC used MY body to do horrible things. The only small bit of control I got was being able to force the screen to show a jagged :3 face to embarrass EC during meetings. The only peace I had during the inkperious eon was after EC left my body for a "better" one, then it was just normal sleep paralysis. No genocide, no abuse, but still no control.

(my dad has had it, its just like youre in a dream but in real life too)

Atlas: ..o- oh...

*data takes deep breaths even though she doesn't breath and calms down*

Atlas: im sorry...

(sorry if I say sorry too much eh im Canadian)

Data: ... Truth or dare

Atlas: ..dare

(duuuuudeeeeee respondsadwddddd nowwwwwwwwwww)

Data: *deep breath*

... Soap :3

*Her LEDs turn yellow and her ears become cat-like*

Atlas: hah

now go >:3

Data: wait I almost forgot

*Tail appears*

Data: oke now I'll go

*She leaves and sounds of laughter and confusion can be heard from another room*

Atlas: hehe

*data walks back in, visibly annoyed, with lay following her*

Data: the spiderman pointing meme happened and now he won't stop following me.

Atlas: PFFT- HAHA

Lay: you're me :D

Data: can I put away the ears and tail now?

Lay: noooo

Atlas: ye

*her LEDs change back to green, her ears go back to normal, and the tail disappears*

Data: don't worry, if I'm ever babysitting you I can do that again.

Lay: oki

*leaves*

Atlas: Alright, now me

(thingy in memechat)