Sylveon loaf

ah yes
birthday cake bred

Yes, want to try?

hmm

Well?

yes

Oki! You can have the whole head

no, no more than necessary

How much then?

ear :3

Oki! *cuts off da ear and gives it to you*

mweheheehehehe

yes, want a slice?

nah can I just nibble da ear?

ok,
*bends down so you can reach my ear*
here ya go!

Yo tall O~O
-chew ear-

*giggles and shakes a little*
that tickles

hehe -nom-

there
*stands back up*
you've had enough
*giggles and walks away*

-hugs leg- =3

aww, someone's clingy
*rubs you with my head*
mmm

-purr-

*runs from you*

You will be allows to live, but you will never outrun the knowledge that you are a cake in disguise >=3

*runs more*

alright times up *Jojo opening 6 starts playing*

*SCREAMS, BEGINS EATING MYSELF CUZ PANIC*

>=3

*has completed eating myself*

the tale of a jolt destroyed by his own paranoia

*ded*

Enjoy!

fnx

*bites you*

hey >:c

Awwww, you no longer cake. Sowwy

heh

*bites you again just to make sure*

-bits you back-

.

.

.

.

-IT'S CAKE-

*SCREAMS AND RUN*

-stands there menacingly- =3

what

Do you want a piece of bred?

sure

*gives you two slices of the bred*

yay! yay! yay!
*jumping around and giggling*

Now behaver

*cuts your head off*

yay! bread!
*calms down and giggles as i hold it in my mouth*
thamks!

*shoots you*

*shoots you again*

*eats*
this tastes funny

Give it a moment for the flavor to kick in

are u sure u didnt add any weird ingredients to this

I’m sure! Why do you ask?

idk i feel kindof funny

Do i need to get you to a hospital?!

idk

trust me, it's yummier with pink frosting

*concerned*