WELL, AFTER MY REGIMENT WAS DEFEATED BY THE T'AU AT HYDRO-PROCESSING PLANT 23-30, I WAS CAPTURED AND BROUGHT BACK TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS. THEY OFFERED TO MAKE ME COMMANDER OF THEIR FORCES ON TAROS IF I ARRANGED A CEASEFIRE AND CONVINCED YOU TO WITHDRAW ALL FORCES FROM THE PLANET. AS A LOYAL SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR, I TURNED THEM DOWN AND WAS SHIPPED OFF TO A MINE FOR LABOR INSTEAD. FORTUNATELY, I MANAGED TO ESCAPE AND GET BACK TO IMPERIAL LINES, SO NOW I CAN PROVIDE VALUABLE INTELLIGENCE THAT COULD SAVE OUR EFFORTS HERE ON TAROS! GENERAL SYCKAVA OF THE 23RD ELYSIAN DROP TROOP REGIMENT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT, DRESSED IN RAGS AND ALMOST DEAD? INQUISITOR, EXTRACT THIS INTELLIGENCE FROM THE GENERAL AND THEN HAVE HIM TURNED INTO A SERVITOR. what
Caption this Meme
