You, me, gas station. What're we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie (it was ruby but I'm following what I hear) inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gunna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bear... Naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT, which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURN INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
