Welcome to the internet, have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

Weve got mountains of content, some better some worse

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous woman's feet?

Theres no need to panic, this isnt a test, haha

Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest :D

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

Would you like to fight to civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage

We've got a milion different ways to engage!

Ok ill stop, reply spaces are ended lol

Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks

'Cause a random guy just sent you photos of his c___

they are grainy and off putting, he just sent you mooooore

Don't be surprised, you know you like it, you wh0r3

See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think

start a rumor buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer

Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your

here's a a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom

Aint that put ur cares aside

maybe its been a while since ive listened

https://genius.com/Bo-burnham-welcome-to-the-internet-lyrics

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Gg btw

'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

imagine listening to a fun stream user who just made himself known in this stream lol

Who… me?

last time I sung a song in the comments I got banned for 4 days

STANLY MOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted his plushy so badly 😭

I have like 8 of em (all in jars of course)

🙏

Go, do a crime

Lmao how long have you been watching

All

Whar

I have seen the beginning and the end

Same