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behead the people that dont wash their hands after they use the bathroom

copypasta: HELLO I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT; Donald is a bitch-ass motherfuсker, he pissed on this fuсking stream. That’s right he pulled out his stinky, miniscule, dry рenis and pissed on this fuсking stream, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that’s disgusting, so I’m making a call out post on my imgflip.com, Donald, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of a walnut but way smaller… AND HERES WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE, NO GREASYNESS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIEK 2 BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUСKED THIS STREAM SO NOW IM GONNA FUСK HIS WIFE, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! Except I’m not gonna piss on his wife, I’m gonna go higher, IM PISSING ON YOUR MOM YOU IDIOT! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DYLAN WENZLAU, I PISSED ON DONALD’S MOM YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DR-R-ROPLETS HIT THE FUСKING STREAM NOW GET OUT OF MY SITE BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sexico travel banned

Do NOT eat the onion on the counter. His name is Gerald, and he is a shapeshifter.

Drizzy’s cock is huge! No question about it!

Must wear carrot nose on thursdays, except if date is even.

Not joke rule but pls add somewhere in msmg desc/rules it looks rlly cool imo

imgflip.com/i/8ic0hx

You may only post between the hours of 7 AM and 4 PM, any earlier and any later gets you permabanned

No greens or herbs

no pegging at 3am

good thing its a joke