Saike: HELP SOMEBODY STUFFED ME INTO A JAR

Frankie: how’d you fit in there papa?

Saike: FRANKIE HELP

Frankie: *stares at the jar*

Saike: please

*the jar starts to shake*

Saike: ?

*jar explodes*
Frankie: thewe! :D

Saike: thanks :>

Frankie: youwe wewcome papa!

X: L, ur in a jar

Saike: >:(

X: how'd you get in there anyways

Matt: haha couldn't be me

Saike: MY SKIN IS FABRIC RIGHT NOE

Matt: so is mine.

Saike: HELP

Matt: what am I supposed to do? I can't move

Saike: AAAA

Matt: Hold on. *tries rolling*

Saike: ok

Matt: *accidently lights the jar on fire*

Saike: AAA

Matt: Bingo!

Saike: IM NOT FIREPROOF

Matt: I thought you were...

F Ivan: *Puts Saike into his collection* You will go well with all the other plushies in jats surrounding you

Saike: NOOOOOOO

F Ivan: Hehehe
Now I will close and lock the cage I just put you in okay?

Saike: NO

LET ME OUT

F Ivan: *Closes the door to the cage* Sorry, but my collection needs to grow

Saike: GET, LIKE, A NORMAL PLUSH OF ME

F Ivan: Sorry but I like things special

Saike: -_-

the cum jar

Saike: F**K NO

blood demon more like jizz demon

Saike: I'M NOT A F**KING SUCCUBUS, THE ONLY PERSON WHOS ALLOWED TO CUM ON ME IS CA-

...that feels awkward to say

women can’t physically do that i thought

Saike: uh... no

I thought they could

Technically you have to cum in her

At least if you want a child, if you don't, then I advise you not to.

now that i think about it it, “semen demon” would be better

BROOOO :skull:

if this comment gets 5 upvotes I draw semen demon saike

i will go out of my way to NOT upvote this

Good

Byrd: WELL WELL WELL! Look at what we have here.

Saike: well then you'll never be able to kiss me~

chihehehAAHAHAHA

Byrd: I don't want to kiss you. You're mainly a guy.

Saike: *turns into girl saike plushie*

Byrd: OKAY! THAT'S IT! Lights out!

*He grabs a lid out of nowhere and closes the jar.*

Saike: bye bye

Byrd: BON VOYAGE, MF!

*He kicks the jar into the sea.*

Saike: i guess I'll diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

*falls into the ocean*

Byrd: Okay... time to tell his family.

Saike: *crawls out of the ocean 25 seconds later

*I suppose Saike is far from Byrd.*

*naah he just crawls out right next him*

Byrd: Man, it feels good to be free. Hey Saike. … … … … SAIKE?! WHAT THE F**K?!

Saike: *girl*

Can't kill me that easily

*He falls down and tries to crawl away. Blood gently goes out of his nose.*

Byrd: Please. Don’t . I’d do it with any girl. Any girl but you! Please.

Saike: Ok

Byrd: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Byrd’s thought: God, I wanna do it with he- no! This is a man!

Saike: Chihehehaha

Byrd: Wait a second… I could just do this. Later, sucker!

*He nosebleeds to the sky.*

Saike: *flies up with blood wings*

*They both crash into the mansion.*
Byrd: Do you want to be done so badly?

Saike: nonono, you threatened to non consent me… you’ll at least have to pay

Byrd: You're playing a dangerous game here, Saike. I would rather do something worse than that!

*His hands become dark while his nose bleeds.*

Saike: *unsheathes kuroba*

Byrd's thoughts: No... I can't fight him... Not as the form of monstrosity...

*Byrd's hands return to normal.*

Byrd: Hidden Gem Technique: HANZO'S ARMY!

Saike: ?

*Armies of arms come out of Byrd's palms. Eventually, they push and trap Saike against a wall.*

Byrd: Give up, Saike. Act decent for once.

Saike: NO

YOU F**KING SAID YOUD NON CONSENT ME, I WILL MAKE YOU F**KING PAY

*A tear comes out of Byrd's eye.*

Byrd: I don't want to [non-consent] you... Neither do I want to kill you... Nor do I want to properly do it with you. You're making this difficult. Please. Stay away from me.

Saike: You know what, gladly

*leaves*

Byrd: He's gone... He's gone... He's gone...

*Byrd breaks down and cries on the floor.*

Saike: tf? No I like seeing you nosebleed so hard

Byrd: NO! BE HONEST! You just want to CHEAT on your WIFE! ADMIT IT!
(Your OC is playing a dangerous game, anon.)

Saike: I’m not gay dude

Byrd: NEITHER AM I, ASSHOLE! NOW, TURN BACK, OR... uh... or....

Saike: or what

Byrd: I'll have to [non-consent] you.
Byrd's thoughts: I hope this one works...

Saike: …

Byrd: Yeah! I'm gonna do that! Leave my house! Or suffer the [non-consent]ing consequences!

*He continues to nosebleed.*

Saike: …you… think you could do that to me?

*a smile forms on his face*

Byrd: Uhh... yh. If you stay in that female form... B-but... G-GET THE F**K OUT!

*He blushes.*

Saike: uh

Byrd: Can't transform your way to seduce me, can you now?!

Saike: I don’t seduce you -_-

Byrd: Yeah you do. You turn into a woman, and just make my nose bleed.

Saike: because its funny to watch you nose bleed just because im a woman

Byrd: ... I can just find a lid that fits perfectly for that jar, y'know?

Saike: oh, really? and what would you do with the jar?

Byrd: I'd throw it into the sea. You may probably end up in an island.

Saike: then what?

Byrd: You'd be gone FOREVER. No more Saike equals no more bleeding noses. A happy ending just for me.