"Unfortunately I couldn't 'hang' around long enough to spill the beans on Spanks...but these score cards provide his age of preference and position on the matter!"
Brought to you by the most disgusting man in the world.
My sinbeerest apologies there feller, didn't mean to offend...hmmm!"
You just gotta Canadian apology and you weren't even at fault...lol
Not sure if ya get the silly inside Canadian humble apologetic joke...but Canadians are famous for their passive humble apologies when NOT in the wrong.