Welp, that woke up the whole house.

SO TRUE

Do a #chain

#salami

#whenthe

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#Thatoneguyisnormalcuzitsme

#Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Hoo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no furtunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Yeah-yeah, some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
Hoo, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
Hoo, they only answer, "More, more, more, more"
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son, son, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me...

my dad ready to go badass on me:

When you step n the fork, and while hopping around clutching your foot in pain accidentally spill the Legos and step on them:

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When the spoon drops on the floor and progressively gets louder and quickly

My mom with the belt:

me:

That made me laugh more than expected

Is much real

Fr

But I’m not chinese

more like when the stairs creak when i go downstairs at 3 A.M.

Fer

Fr

uh oh

yes

nuh uh
not laughing

relatable but not funny frfr

Ok

ok

it was at this moment, he knew, he f*cked up

OK

Fr