one time i went to the swimming carnival with my son who loves me and i handed him 30 dollars in quarters and told him to go have fun anyway i didnt see him for another three months after that and i later found out he had been living in the ceiling of a chuck e cheese that whole time just living off those 30 dollars in quarters so anyway the moral of the story is that the swimming carnival is really fun i had sex with a guy behind the pool ride and later i realized he was my son's second grade friend's dad.
