his name's Saltie the Sea Bunny and he is a digital friend :)

He will not allow you to install fruit ninja classic

he is kinitopet’s friend

he may blackmail you if necessary using any information on the computer

Canon

"you thought you could just delete your search history? It still shows up on the Wi-Fi bill."

NONONONO

"let's see.. WHAT"

"I- I WAS IN A DARK TIME, OKAY?!"

"good Lord there's so much [[PAY GORN]] 😨"

"DON'T TELL MY PARENTS OKAY?! OR REALLY ANY OF MY FAMILY"
*does the 🥺 face*

"...
I guess I can keep a secret.. IF..
..you promise to be my friend."

"OKAY OKAY IT'S A DEAL"

*poor Lian doesn't realize
If it's on the wifi bill
His parents are gonna see it anyway 😭*

[NOOOO 😭]

*😞*

He will "accidentally" add viruses to your computer if you don't feed him.

Looking back on this, absolutely canon

ehhh maybe

He likes to move your apps to random spots

Canon

He will delete content on your computer to prevent you from seeing certain results, so he could block anything against himself.

Canon

Saltie the Censor Bar