I'm not saying for sure that Hawkins would pay to have midgets to do quantum theory and advanced mathematics on a high chalk board... But stranger things have been known to happen there.
They see me rollin'; They hatin'; Tryna catch me forcing midgets to do quantum theory; OVER ON EPSTEIN ISLAND OVER ON EPSTEIN ISLAND; Went to the Island...To Party... And to force midgets to do quantum theory
