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Danke Danke

i feel your pain brother

Oh well they be annoying half the time anyway

i get made fun of by every girl i know, even my friends

Bro same

But they all still like some other guy lmao

youve asked out every girl you know?

No they all like a different guy, don’t ask how I know

i see

I have eyes and ears everywhere, which is funny considering I want to major in intelligence

fascinating

Indeed

I’ve never asked out a girl once in my life 😭

me neither

masturbating 24/7

Real