"Oops... all the criminality." *OR* "Those pesky people who won't compromise their morals over a paycheck'll getcha every time."

"When presented with a grand jury subpoena demanding the return of the remaining documents bearing classification markings, Trump attempted to enlist his own attorney in the corrupt endeavor, suggesting that he falsely tell the FBI and grand jury that Trump did not have any documents, and suggesting that his attorney hide or destroy documents rather than produce them to the government. "Failing in his effort to corrupt the attorney, Trump enlisted his trusted body man, co-defendant Waltine Nauta, in a scheme to deceive the attorney by moving boxes to conceal his continued possession of; classified documents. As a result, Trump, through his attorney, again returned only a portion of the classified documents in his possession while falsely claiming that his production was complete. [Trump]; "The obstructive conduct even persisted from there. In June 2022, knowing that he had arranged for Nauta to move boxes to conceal them from Trump's attorney, and knowing that the government had subpoenaed the; security video footage that would reveal that surreptitious box movement, Trump, now joined by not only Nauta but also co-defendant Carlos De Oliveira, attempted to have the information-technology manager; at Mar-a- Lago delete the video footage that would show the movement of boxes."; -filed with the court under risk of all the legal repercussive ramifications entailed... if one were to file a false document related to a "fake" prosecution the likes of which Trump routinely accuses Jack Smith of executing.