march template for jim

fish

correct

yay

Platypus because scientists eat vhs tapes

On ligma days

tabletop tennis because purple is the 97th letter of the numerical chart

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Burnt my food but I still ate it
Cleaned my carpet with Clorox wipes
Sold my entire paycheck for 2 cents
Just harassed a dude for liking gingerale

Just made a song and its hot ass
Drank a bottle of orange pulp
Got a tall twin call that shit 9/11
Squeaky cabinets cuz im f**kin broke

Dried my hands with sandpaper cuz why tf not
Eatin bread like im a ny pigeon
Dancin on subway poles but received no money
I tell strangers to jump inside air vents

Just exploded a clam call that shit pearl harbor
Toaster in the bathtub but it f**kin broke
I capture amazon employees and make em do my laundry
Deleted yt kids during the month of november

rate the song (its rap, and i wrote it)

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Probably January 24th. Since the Sun is Europe it'll make the Earth a lot hotter, so doing it on a cold day (I picked the day with the coldest temperatures on average in New York) helps prevent the ocean from boiling.

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when this mf posts shit that makes no sense, it's funny. but when I do it, I'm cringe.

its because ur UnFunny

what makes you think that

this does

yes

the answer is clearly worker uniforms because every day on the 72nd day of dodecaober the whole country of china comes together and eats bricks

wrong

56 because steak cant go into college.

also correct