When they give out trophies in Africa, they only have one medal which says “3st” as everyone has thirst.

LOL

Women are weird. I tried being nice and opening the door for a woman as that what guys do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Women, we don't know what they ever want.

Wow you got by easy. For me she said nothing and floated out into space. She didn’t even say thank you

Damn, thats harsh.

Oh shit

Oh shit is right. She decided to die after i did that. Overdramatic if you ask me.

Black people cant have dreams because the one who had one got shot

Holy shit man...

Omg....

That plants vs zombies one though

Bro didn't cook, he barbecued