I wanna see what people will be saying

This stupid fish stops you from shiny hunting at Casseroya Lag by charging at you with its annoyingly low base 70 speed, and just because it’s part Psychic type doesn’t mean I like it.

I think I know which one this is

This Pokemon is so evil it would make carpeted kitchens
Electabuzz

A fighting Chicken that served as a knockoff Robin in the anime. Could beat you up, and quite possibly k¡ll you.

Absol is a freak of nature that can tell you if your house will burn down. it says this to give you the agony of never being able to prevent it

Uhm ackshually, I think it just tries to warn people so they gtfo there before it happens. It's trying to be nice but usually just scares people.

touche

yis

Cramorant... So you are telling me a water bird is supposedly powerful enough to fight a Pikachu, let alone accidentally,? And it's not even a legendary?
It's whole gimmick is that it eats stuff, it's so driven by food that it's brain must have shrunk 5 sizes because it tries to swallow anything and everything, I don't know how it stayed that slim but it just looks like a normal bird to me, reminds me of the pigeons from Finding Nemo if they fell into blue paint, you are honestly better off with the Arrokuda it hunts, it has a more impressive moveset anyways.

but it's the gulp pokemon

Yes

*seagulls, not pigeons, I forgor

stupid dumbass wind chime

if you're talking about chimecho

The f**kin cereal mascot after serving ten years in the slammer

This creature is made solely of horribly colored orbs with a hideous color that I don't even know how to name, a dreadfully bulbous light salmon colored nose, pathetic beady eyes, a completely unnecessary small hook on its tail, and a ridiculous and abnormal horn. It makes no sense for a horn on the head to later on become two twin needles. Weedle btw

this pokemon have the worst fandom, all the they do is just making fanart that really eyebleeding and there's a website that is more worse it's too hard to handle, uhh... gardevoir

Hoopa : a robber and the pokemon who took my best friend away from me pokemon should leave this pokemon in the f**king dust it does not deserve any love

A disappointing evolution of a Pokémon you really like that had so much potential. And three bodies.

Or two

built like a uno deck after being "played" with by a five year old, #1 goofiest name of all time, and we don't need the darkness brought away if we have to be with this pseudo apple core

This disgusting being is completely disgusting and slimy. It's the worst pseudo legendary by far. It's shiny isn't terrible but this pokemon is tolerable at most. Goodra

Sneaky fox be evolved and orange and black

This stupid Kalos dog with ten forms that, for some reason, CAN TAKE HITS. FOR D A Y S. I hated it in Alola, I hate it to this day.

human-sized rabbit with stupidly creepy eyes and is often popularized with questionable art alongside Gardevoir (my favorite pokemon) and vaporeon