GOOD MORNING SACKS OF FLESH! WE START OFF TONIGHT WITH: OUR YELLOW SUN HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME A RED SUPERGIANT, AND ALL OF YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES! OUR RESEARCH INDICATES THAT FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE FORMER US, DONALD J. TRUMP, IS THE ONE TO BLAME. IN OTHER NEWS, ENJOY THE SERIES FINALES OF BOTH DRAGONBALL AND THE SIMPSONS! REMEMBER, WE LOVE YOU AND ORANGE MAN BAD!