Idk guys legit just trying to find stuff to post at this point :>

White or brown

Yeah prob lol

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

ALL. OF. THEM.
😂

BAHA

Abusive Sexual Contact
Advocating Overthrow of Government
Aggravated Assault/Battery
Aggravated Identity Theft
Aggravated Sexual Abuse
Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
Airplane Hijacking
Anti-racketeering
Antitrust
Armed Robbery
Arson
Assassination
Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
Assisting or Instigating Escape
Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
Bank Burglary
Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
Bank Larceny
Bank Robbery
Blackmail
Bombing Matters
Bond Default
Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
Bribery Crimes
Certification of Checks (Fraud)
Child Abuse
Child Exploitation
Child Pornography
Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
Coercion
Commodities Price Fixing
Computer Crime
Concealing Escaped Prisoner
Concealing Person from Arrest
Concealment of Assets
Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
Contempt of Court
Continuing Criminal Enterprise
Conveying False Information
Copyright Matters
Counterfeiting
Counterintelligence Crimes
Credit/Debit Card Fraud
Crime Aboard Aircraft
Crimes on Government Reservations
Crimes on Indian Reservations
Criminal Contempt of Court
Criminal Forfeiture
Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
Cyber Crimes
Damage to Religious Property
Delivery to Consignee
Demands Against the U.S.
Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
Destruction of an Energy Facility
Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
Detention of Armed Vessel
Disclosure of Confidential Information
Domestic Security
Domestic Terrorism
Domestic Violence
Drive-by Shooting
Drug Abuse Violations
Drug Smuggling
Drug Trafficking
DUI/DWI on Federal Property
Economic Espionage
Election Law Crimes
Embezzlement
Embezzlement Against Estate
Entering Train to Commit Crime
Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
Environmental Scheme Crimes
Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
Examiner Performing Other Services
Exportation of Drugs
Extortion
Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
False Bail
False Pretenses
False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
Falsely Claiming Citizenship
False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
False Information

Yall think they gonna let me walk?

I’ve done all those crimes at least 50 times and also done some other shit I should’ve have done like rickroll the fbi

I forgot production and distribution of dangerous chemicals and certain crystals, my bad

long list

Red

White, brown and blue for me

Hahaha

Wait I meant to say grey, not white

yellow is mine

Oop

що на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тутщо на хрена і поставити тут

Translation: what the hell and put it right here on the crap and put it right there on the crap and put it right there on the crap and put it right there on the crap and put it right there on the crap and put it right there on the crap and put it right there on the crap right here and put right here and put right here and put right here and put right here and put right here and put right here right here and put right here and put right here and put right here and put right here and put right here

Добре, тоді сука

Oh?

Light blue hehe

OH??????

🌈

💡🟦

Wassup guys, it's quandale dingle here
(Rehehehe)
I have been arrested for multiple crimes including
Battery on a police officer
Grand theft
Declaring war on Italy
Public indecency
I will be escaping prison on March 31st
After that I will take over the world

[Extra quandale dingle lines from a video]
...
I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine and he forgot to wake up
...
I put [insert drug here] in Vladimir Putins drink and he went to bed for a really long time
...
I pushed my grandpa down the stairs
...
I slapped my sister who has Deretsby because she called me a no-no word
...
I crashed my grandpa into oncoming traffic because he changed the channel to family time
...
My cousin Hittery Bartholomew was apprehended in a matter of minutes after atemting to Rob a fish and chips shop
...
I put a camera in Joe bidens bathroom and watched him take a poo
...
My uncle put a TNT in a daycare center

THOSE ARE 1/100 OF THE CRIMES I WAS ARRESTED FOR

W for declaring war on Italy

I am all of them

Brown

Haha maybe

orange. Clearly the coolest crime

Black (yes)

pink

Tbh yes