Pov: Saike

Scourge: Okay what the f**k
Blue: Who did this? I will kill them

Saike: -_-

Anon cat: hehehe

Me: Really dude? Thanks! Now Scourge can make it 4!
Scourge: ......What the f**k
Blue: ....Really!?

Whoa whoa slow down there buckaroo

Saike: Yea

Scourge: .........So how are you doing Sakoy?

Saike: Dont call me that

Scourge: ........Sarah? At least something to call your girl form by?

Saike: Call me Saike.

Scourge: Okay

Saike: ...you're not gonna do anything... right?

Scourge: HELL NO
HELL F**KING NO

Me: Yes I will

Saike: T E L L M E

I do not know

(Now it is 4)

Saike: YOU THINK I CANT SEE THAT, HUH?! I CAN, ASSHOLE, MOTHERF**KER

What do you mean?

Saike: BRACKETS DON'T HIDE ANYTHING

Huh?

Saike: 4? 4 WHAT

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
It is 4 am right now

Saike: No it isn't, its 6:00

Wait my clock is broken sorry

Saike: I hate you

Why?

Saike: You know why

Idk why ._.

Saike: *sleeps*

*Next day*

Saike: *wakes up*

*He is in a different position on the giant bed*

Saike: huh?

Nothing Saike

Saike: ok.. I'm gonna go now

Okay bye

Saike: Why am I on a different by the way

.........Idk.........nothing else.....

Saike: WHAT?!

*I grab Saike and throw her onto a bed*

Saike: F**KING HORNY ASSHOLE

Me: Go to sleep

Saike: NO

Me: Y E S
I am tired of you getting [non consented] so i made it so sleeping up here keeps you safe from those people

Saike: oh wait rlly?

yes

Saike: Alright *lays down*

Night

Astra: how did you change again??

(Took three attempts to get this comment right. I am losing my mind)

Saike: Yea anon isn't either

Astra's basically a tomboy for my own convenience lol

Saike: Makes sense why anne is kinda one too

Also
*I erase the extra hair to turn saike back into a dude since you didn't draw any other feminine features*

Saike: but... i... uh... my... d.. you get it I think

I'd rather not draw anything like that so I'll just say it's there ✨canonically✨

Saike: Alright

Astra: and now having a wife doesn't mean you're gay :D

Saike: Meh, I wouldnt care, I'd still love cae

Astra: aww

Saike: -_-

Anon: hehehe

Astra: don't make me reach through that screen and slap you >:(

No

Saike: Yea do it, they did this to me

*astra tries to slap you but it doesn't go through the screen*

Astra: ... F*ck

Haha

Saike: F**K YOU

Astra: wait, me or him?

Saike: Them

Astra: oh

Saike: anyways what do girls do?

Astra: idrk evilish isn't one

Saike: Hey

Astra: what?

Saike: Don't aww

Astra: it's sweet tho

Saike: Fine...

Astra: :)