Prompt in comments

POV: You see an alert saying there's fake snow falling outside and not to touch it. They talk about an infection relating to the snow.

Siri: Like that's real. *goes outside*

Sounds like a analog horror i watched, I forgor what it was called

Destroyer: I am made of literal fire TF is a bit of snow gonna do to me

Galene: Hm... ok I can use my magic to dodge the flakes and not to step on it.....

Alert: "Also we just advise you to stay inside. We're looking at you, people who'll try to avoid the flakes. Don't try it."

Galene: But.....hmph! *looks at the alert paranoid*

Galene: *Makes an umberela out of magic* This might do!

"Oh. That's new. Well, at least Valentine's day is cancelled."
...
"WAIT HOW AM I GONNA GET FOOD?!"

Haruka: fake snow, eh? you better watch out then, Yato-San~
Hayato: shut up *the exorcist glared at the Kamaitachi, who smirked back at him and blew him a kiss*

"Is it asbestos or something? I don't know what maniac would be willing to dump it all over here."

This snow is yummy