Saike: how about y’all just, stop, don’t [non consent] me

Venus: I didn't even do anythi-

Saike: *slaps her*

F**k you, at least I’m a girl now so you won’t do anything, dumbass

Venus: oh don't worry

I S W I N G B O T H W A Y S

Saike: N O

Collector: I could try to change you back

Saike: REALLY!!?!???

Collector: well I'm gonna need to examine your condition a bit more to see how this happened but yeah

Saike: YES PLEASE

Scourge: I am still very very very sorry dude

Saike: .-.

Scourge: I promise

Saike: Well I dont believe you

Scourge: Why?

Saike: I don't care if you were mind controlled, you still [n o n c o n s e n t e d] me

Scourge: ..........I got a spell to try on you

Saike: ….no

Scourge: Come on.....
It will not turn you into a girl I promise!

Saike: ..........fine

Scourge: *Grabs a wand* Hippity hoppity, saike in felem mihi verte! *A red blast shoots out of the wand and hits Saike*

Saike: Ok what happens

*Saike turns into a little kitty*
Scourge: Awwwwwww

Saike: F**KING DAMMIT

*Saike can't speak*
Scourge: Now lets do
Turn Saike in PVELLAE cum praegrandibus synthesibus
(He is speaking latin so use google translate)

(idk it said PVELLAE with great synthesis)

Saike: >:(((

(Weird)
Scourge: I am joking dude
*He shoots a blue blast at Saike which turns him back into a human*

Saike: idk latin so

Scourge: Okay

(what did he say)

(Turn Saike into a pretty girl with a very very large cleavage /j)

(bro :skull:)

(Thankfully Scourge said /j or else.....)

Atlas: *looks at Saike, and starts chuckling, and pauses* wait... THE F**K YOU MEAN??

Saike: Yuh

Saike: yea

Atlas: anyways... what should we do, AND YOU BETTER NOT SAY IDK I WANNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE HAPPY AFTER THE BULLSHIT YOU WENT THROUGH

Saike: …idk

Atlas: MOTHERF**KER

Saike: Chihehe

*he notices saikes left arm*

Atlas: ?

Saike: What

Atlas: isn't that meant to be gone?

Saike: eren healed it

Atlas: Cool

Saike: 3 times

Atlas: WHO???

Saike: salt b*tch, stupid purple hair girl, and dumbass shadow guy

Atlas: Who's dumbass shadow guy?

Saike: scourge

Atlas: well... do you wanna do something so we can take you mind off things? I could cut your hair so you look like a boy again if you'd like

Saike: hold on lemme

*leaves for 10 mins and comes back boy*

Alright back

Atlas: You could've just done that this whole time?

Saike: Nah I just went on a side quest, killed the person who did it

Atlas: ...acceptable *shrugs*