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DEMENTIA DON THE SNEAKER CON; SHUCK'D THE RUBES ON AND ON; BUT IN THE SMALL PRINT FOUND ON-LINE; LAY WEASEL-SPEAK, TALES OF TIME, OF SHOES UNMADE, UNPOSSESSED, OF MONTHS DELAY, FEET LEFT UNDRESSED, AND THOUGH ALL SOLD WITHOUT DELAY; 'TWERE BILLS OF GOODS, ONE COULD SAY; THOUGH LACKING PRODUCT FAST IN HAND; ON EBAY GOUGERS DIDST COMMAND; PRICES HIGH, BEST LEFT UNMET; ON TAXES CLAIMED THE LLCS; BUT FOOLS ARE FOOLS, A CERTAIN BET; AND THOUGH TRUMP CLAIMS "IT'S NOT ME"; WHO SOLD THE SHOES WHICH DON'T EXIST; AND PROMISED RUBES WHO SIGNED THE LIST
